Well I dont know why I am typing this but here goes and now I am going into hiding

I was a mere 22 years of age the dreaded boob tubes were all the fashion and I loved them as in those days I was a skinny size 8 and in my eyes had a cleavage to die for , well I thought I did probably just as every other 22 year old thought the same thing .

Well at that time I lived in Aviemore and worked in a small family hotel there, I loved it as I got rid of my shyness, as before this time I would not walk into a room alone in case I made an ass of myself

I have have some really terrific memories of Aviemore and may I say I did all my partying long before I got married as I was out to enjoy myself as I had been to shy for too long

I was out with friends and had only recently acquired a taste for alcohol, I had never drank anything stronger than ginger beer before that , I was out dressed to the nines in my usual regalia, high heels, 4ins well I was only 4ft 11ins, I had to get height from somewhere, , and this what I thought fantastic boob tube and mini skirt, we walked into the cocktail bar of the hotel where I worked and there was an old friend and her husband both of whom I was very fond of, I hugged my friend and went to hug her husband and yes you guessed it the flippin boob tube went South and Pat did a topless act , I have never been so embarrassed so much so that needless to say all my boob tubes were discarded to the bin quick smart after that.

So there you have it my most embarrassing moment in my life.

Love, light & blessings

Laughing BlossomXXX

OMG I bet you wanted to go into a dark hole then!!! I remember the old boob tubes, just never had the figure to errrr keep them up shall we say..

Ok well mine was only a few weeks ago..I went up to Manchester by trian and was desperate for the loo, so went in the cubicle..dont know if any of you have been on a Virgin train but they have big corner cubilcles with sliding doors designed i guess for disabled peeps to get in..so you are talking HUGE sliding door! To set the scene, the train was heaving and peeps standing about..so In I go, door shuts..sits on toilet..oh yes..you've guessed it..door opens...slides all the way open..theres me sat on the toilet..knickers round my ankles with half a train looking at me... All I could do was wave at them!!!!...and wait until some kind person pushed the button to shut it again!!! I later learnt you have to click the handle down to lock the door!!!!!!

SA, I couldn't look the poor man in the face for ages afterwards everytime I saw him I could feel my face getting as red as beetroot

Your poor thing, that is so awful, but one I am sure anyone who has travelled by train can reminisce with

OMG SA - your story had me in stitches! How embarassing!

I have now created a wonderful picture in my mind and my own most embarassing moment has paled into insignificance.

Rae x

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my own most embarassing moment has paled into insignificance.

Aww come on spill the organic beans...both me and LB have had red faces today..you got to join in...

SA i am mortified, you have lived a dream which i have repeated over and over -

so what i need to know is what have you learned from this experience

To follow my mum's advise and ALWAYS go to the toilet BEFORE leaving home!!!!! Oh and walk away from the carriage where the toilet was in so no one knows that you were the one who displayed all to comuters on the 9.06 am train!!!!!

I get that one as well Sulis - either the cubicle is open to the world, or it is full of other people's c***, or it's communal, or it has a huge panoramic window that looks across a busy London Street or I pee and it comes out everywhere and all over my feet!!

LOL!

Rae x

Well, it's just nothing compared to yours.
It follows the toilet theme though. It was at a motorway station and on the way on holiday we had stopped there for a comfort break.
On the way home we stopped at the same place and I was bursting (and in a bad mood for some reason:badmood: ). Anyway, I went storming into the toilet, as I knew where it was from last time and looked up to see..........
.........half a dozen blokes looking at me.

Yep, we'd gone to the same service station, but had entered through another door, so I'd gone into the little boys room instead of the little girls room.

If I'd have been in a better mood I'm sure I would have thought of some suitably witty reply,but instead I scuttled off with my head hanging down feeling very embarassed.

Rae x

OMG..I can just see your red face....why is it at moments of accute embarressment words fail us..yet that is the precise time we need to come out with a witty comment.... .

my most embarrasing moment was when i really fancied a local police man.
i thought he was the bees knees and got very shy around him. One
night my friend and i decided to go the late night garage, we were
having a sleep over at my house so we thought,um,no need to get
dressed and we drove down the town in our garfield pj`s and garfield
slippers... no one would be around at that time of night would they !!!

Went in the garage to find it packed, many sniggers could be heard.So we bought our choccys and got in the car to go home..put the key in,turned it - engine was dead... we sat laughing - until a police van pulled up and who got out but my lovely copper..

He radioed for two other police vans and we spent an hour havin them push my car round the garage forecourt to get it started.All to no avail,my lickle Betsy was definately on strike..

Steve of the gorgeous bod asked us if we needed a lift home - in the black mariah.we sat red faced in the back,garfield and all.

A few weeks later we out girl racing,full dressed and i stopped at the bank, a policeman came up and asked me if i was the one who wore garfield for bed - um,yes thats me. So your the one Steve wants to hand cuff are you......
how red?

Oh i think thats wonderful Poppy..I just cant my head round you going out in "Garfiled" PJ's in the first place....

So do tell......was there a happy ending..were you "handcuffed"????

oh gosh no SA. He asked me out on the new yrs eve a few months after this happened but id just got a boyfriend unfortunately.
He met his future wife a week later and he now has 2 kids - he is still very lovely ...

i once went out knickerless and split my trousers between the legs.That was very very embarrassing. And no,the pc didnt arrest me for flashing

Bwahahahahahahahhaaa PMSL - tha'ts excellent !!

Rae x

OK so I am writing this 'blind' as I made a decision not to read anyone elses before posting mine. Thought I might back out if I did, so here goes...

I used to walk a lot with a couple of girls I worked with. They were a lot younger (well truth be told I am old enough to be their mum) but they enjoyed my company as I am always up for a laugh and am young at heart with having teenagers of my own. We used to take the dogs for a walk, I don't have a doggie but they were happy for me to come along with them as they stayed close by. A couple of times a week we would go to the local woods with the dogs and do the usual things like gurn about work and relationships and they would tell me about their current boyfriends or conquests. I would witter away and we always had a good natter and a laugh. One night I had partaken of some red wine before meeting with the girls for our walk so I was quite uninhibited as we strolled towards the woods. As usual we followed the signposted trails through the woods and the dogs ran free. It was late autumn and the evenings were drawing in and the natural light was dimished by the trees. Well after about half an hour (we usually walked up to an hour and a half) I got an urge to pee and as we were in the middle of the woods I knew that it wouldn't keep until I got home. So finding myself in trusted company I excused self and legged it behind the largest tree I could find. Now the girls promised me faithfully that they would wait on the path as they both had torches and we would need them to find our way back out of the woods as it had gotten really dark by this point. Well I was doing my best not to wee on my trouser leg in the dark, or my shoes come to that when I heard this uncontrollable laughter and in the distance all I could see was two little lights bobbing and dancing away down the path into obscurity. My pants were dropped and now the penny dropped......they had abandoned me in the dark with no torch, with me drawers around me ankles and with no idea which way was out. What should I do first, crickey, cover my bare arse or leg it after them with my kecks still round my ankles. Deciding that I could make better speed with my pants hoisted I hastily got dressed and ran screaming in what I thought was the direction of the path. Little bissums I was saying to myself - well was more like bl**** a****oles, where the f***have you two gone!
I would have been running around the woods for hours had it not been for one of the doggies who heard my cries and came back to me wagging away cos he thought this was a good game......A couple of minutes later the girls stepped out from where they had been hiding and were gracious enough to lend me a torch so I could check that I had not weed on myself before we found our way back to the main road to go home. And yes I did trust them enough to go out walking with them again but you can bet I always went to loo first and made sure I had my own torch.

Did I mention that although that was embarrasing, it is not the most ebarrassing moment but the others are not printable

OMG!!!! stop making me laugh!!!!!!!
LB hows your stitchs..hurting yet??????

CF I am splitting my sides laughing.....................

SA this is great I have not laughed so much for ages

I'm still giving the award to SA for the funniest story so far! That is still making me chuckle now!!

Rae x

Rae, its seriously not funny I mean can youbjust picture me sat on the toilet with knickers round my ankles waving at men in suits and brief cases with a face so red you could have fried an egg!!!!!!!!

Is this unburdening of deepest darkest secrets meant to be cleansing cos if it is I am going to be squeaky clean by the end of the night.....

I was a new mum and I was so proud of my son I took him everywhere and loved it when people stopped to coo at him in his pram. I was so proud I walked all the way home and left him outside the local Butchers! Ahem, not on purpose I hasten to add, well it does take a bit of getting used to.

I went down the water slide at the water park in salou spain and when i got out of the water my mammeries were on display and I didnt notice straight away cos I was concentrating on pulling my bottoms back out of my crack where gravity had launched them

I spent a whole hour long interview calling a customer by his christian name for him to tell me as he left that he always used his middle name! Redder or what.

I have done the historic office party gaff and tried to drag my boss onto the dance floor repeatedly until I got so annoying that he darted away when he saw me coming, not best behaviour when reviews coming up. Also have made right ti* of self by singing karioki really badly at office party and then as soon as we get turfed out of building by cleaners, heaving all party snacks into neat pile on pavement outside.

OK that's enough for now, will tell you what happened in other week of my last christmas break another time................. (only kidding - honest)

That's exactly the challenge SA. I have such a vivid imagination; I canimagine exactly that.

Still PMSL............

Rae x

Well at least if you are PYSL...you dont have to use a toilet on a train!!!!!!

Bwahahahahahhahaa no freakin' way. That is *so* funny.
Hmmm, you've got good competition here SA!



BTDT at center parcs last year. Verona grabbed hold of me in the pool and just caught the top of my swimming costume, and kinda hung on (now we all know what a toddlers grip is like), so there I am in a swimming pool that only comes up to my thighs with my boobs hanging out; not even realising for about 3 minutes.

I guess it was a family pool so I'm sure I had sympathy from every other mother in there. LOL!

I had a breastfeeding experience too, where I was engaged in a conversation with someone while feeding (rrom full of people of course) and didn't realise Verona had popped herself off and was taking a facial shower underneath me instead. Well, I guess milk baths were good enough for Cleopatra.......

Ho hum
Rae x

OMG!!! I havent laughed this much for gaes..I hope you realise at this exact moment I have tears running down my face!!!!!!!

HoS...

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I was a new mum and I was so proud of my son I took him everywhere and loved it when people stopped to coo at him in his pram.  I was so proud I walked all the way home and left him outside the local Butchers! 

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Bwahahahahahhahaa  no freakin' way. That is *so* funny.

Oh god!!! "no freakin way" sorry you have totalLy cracked me up!!!

CF...sorry but I have to echo HoS..."NO FREAKIN WAY"!!!!!!!!!

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I had a breastfeeding experience too, where I was engaged in a conversation with someone while feeding (rrom full of people of course) and didn't realise Verona had popped herself off and was taking a facial shower underneath me instead. Well, I guess milk baths were good enough for Cleopatra.......

Sorry the imagination is in over drive now!!!!

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I was a new mum and I was so proud of my son I took him everywhere and loved it when people stopped to coo at him in his pram. I was so proud I walked all the way home and left him outside the local Butchers! Ahem, not on purpose I hasten to add, well it does take a bit of getting used to

PMSL..............CF this brings back memories I did this just after I had my first and it was the first time I had taken her out in her pram the proud new mother, hahaha, I was walking up the road and suddenly realised that something was missing, yep!!! Ihad left her outside the post office,

Hey this is good I am having such a laugh

I do too! I just tried to read your story out to dh, but I couldn't get through it. He had to read it for himself

Rae x

OMG - you too! I didn't realise that this actually happened!! All those hormones raging about I guess.

Maybe it's good I used a sling and not a buggy LOL!

R x

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PMSL..............CF this brings back memories I did this just after I had my first and it was the first time I had taken her out in her pram the proud new mother, hahaha, I was walking up the road and suddenly realised that something was missing, yep!!! Ihad left her outside the post office,

OMG twice over...how many other mothers have abandoned new borns....oh stop it you lot..I'm running out of tissues!!!!!!! I mean its serioulsy not funny... (good job theres no social workers around!!) .sorry SA has now collapsed on the floor!!!

Well SA you did say you wanted to lighten the mood on the boards do you think we have managed to do that, as she holds her sides laughing


This is just the best...................

And yes Rae it really does happen............... and so many breast milk stories I wouldn't know where to start oooooooo mammy I wish I had a flippin camode

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Well SA you did say you wanted to lighten the mood on the boards do you think we have managed to do that, as she holds her sides laughing 


This is just the best...................

Well being off work sick does have its advantages at times!!!! glad to see we put our ill health to good use!!!!!

I haven't laughed so much for ages!!!!

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mammy I wish I had a flippin camode

Make sure you shut the door properly then!!!!!

what,and miss the opportunity to see who really wears bridgette
jones granny knickers ....

oh, but Hugh Grant (can't remember his character name now) found them enormously sexy anyway

R x

Hey fella's..........................

Surely it is not just we girlie's who have embarassing moments.............come on chaps, let us in on your embarassing moments...........go on.........promise we will try not to laugh...............well maybe.

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.........promise we will try not to laugh...............well maybe.

Well speak for yourself LB..I will PMP!!!! if last night is anything to go by!!!!!

Come on fellas..we know you want to ..dont be shy now!!!!!!! Expose yourselves...

Oooo, I say SA - steady on now!!

Rae x

Oh, and I don't promise not to laugh I'm afraid.........

R x

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oh, but Hugh Grant

Erm!!! no thanks Rae now if it were Patrick or Al that might be different

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mammy I wish I had a flippin camode

Well I am applying for a camode on the NHS, with all this laughter my pelvic cloor will need relaying