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Inner Peace

By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found
inner peace.

The article read:
"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish off all the things you have
started".

So I looked round the house to see all the things I had started and hadn't
finished.

So before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of red
wine, a bottle of white wine, the Baileys, three Bacardi Breezers, the Jack
Daniels, the Prozac, some Valium, some cheesecake and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how bloody good I feel!


L,L&Blsgs

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Sulis
hide.gif oh my god - waite for the crash outcold.gif
Red
I can go with that one. I've been watching a bottle of cognac for the last year and just thought what the hell lets start it.

Only thing now is I keep thinking why did I watch it for so long and boy is my head gonna hurt in the morning!
the hermit
I'm working on a bottle of Brandy at the moment
Its great fun
I say that while I remember

the hermit
Butterfly
I had the most weird experience with alchol yesterday. We walked to the village pub with our little one as the sun was shining and he loves the play garden (we told our neighbours our son was taking us to the pub tongue.gif ) I had two glasses of wine and when returning home i felt absolutely drunk- quite scarey for 5.30 pm. I fell sound asleep at 7 pm and woke up after an hour or so.

I think i am going to stop the drinking for a while- it weird but as i type i can recall the light headedness vividly. Lots of water and food for me today.

Sal smile.gif
Poppy
QUOTE
So before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of red
wine, a bottle of white wine, the Baileys, three Bacardi Breezers, the Jack
Daniels, the Prozac, some Valium, some cheesecake and a box of chocolates.


Far from inner peace - i think that called depression..

Wow,i hope its a joke and not a word of it is true


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the hermit
I think it was a joke untill the morning showed its face bangin.gif

hermie
Claddie
Right, so I have 13 bottles of malt whisky.

Hmmmmmmmm

Might not be around for some time folks
Poppy
Claddie,

that int depression..

that int a joke...


Its a man thing laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif
Butterfly
Its certainly a man thing in our house. If there are four bottles of beer apparantly they have to be drunk in one sitting. Me i would just drink one and save the rest.

Sal
the hermit
QUOTE (Claddie @ Apr 2 2006, 09:58 AM)
Right, so I have 13 bottles of malt whisky.

Hmmmmmmmm

Might not be around for some time folks
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A Scot and his Malt are easily parted
I'm a friend, all we have to do now it find twelve more to save him from himself

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Red
Oh dear I have to confess to being the drinker in our house. Hubby doesn't very often have a tipple, its just me with the penchant for brandy. hic! huh.gif
TammyD
I admit to liking red wine, and jd....
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Alchol isn't the answer though - it just helps you momentarialy forget the problem!
Spiritof52
QUOTE (Red @ Apr 2 2006, 03:23 PM)
Oh dear I have to confess to being the drinker in our house. Hubby doesn't very often have a tipple, its just me with the penchant for brandy.  hic! huh.gif
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ahhh well Red if you need a hand with the brandy whistling.gif alc.gif

SPof52
Bright Star
Oh LB,

Too funny. I am still laughing. I find myself wishing I had at least a bottle of Black and Tan but alas, the fridge is empty at the moment and Paul and I finished off the wine last night.

Love, hugs and blessings,

Bright Star
bluebird
g.gif MMMMMMMM, the last drink I had was at cuckooclock.gif 8.30 am and it was tea, best go and rectify matters. angel.gif
Sulis
Now bluebird dont go letting this lot lead you astray alc.gif
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