If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced
>enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
>
>(Hardly seems worth it)
>
>If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced
>to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
>
>
>(Now that's more like it!)
>
>The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to
>squirt blood 30 feet.
>
>
>(O.M.G.!)
>
>
>A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
>
>(In my next life, I want to be a pig)
>
>
>A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to
>death. (Creepy.)
>
>
>
>(I'm still not over the pig.)
>
>
>Banging your head against
>a wall uses 150 calories a hour
>
>
>
>(Don't try this at home,maybe at work)
>
>
>
>The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its
>body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
>
>
>
>("Honey, I'm home. What the...?!")
>
>
>
>The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the
>length of a football field.
>
>(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
>
>
>
>The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
>
>
>(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
>
>
>
>Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
>
>
>
>(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
>
>
>
>Butterflies taste with their feet.
>
>
>(Something I always wanted to know.)
>
>
>
>The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
>
>
>(Hmmmmmm......)
>
>
>
>Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed
>people.
>
>
>
>(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
>
>
>
>Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
>
>(okay, so that would be a good thing)
>
>
>
>
>
>
>A cat's urine
>glows under a black light.
>
>
>
>(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
>
>
>
>An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
>
>
>( I know some people like that.)
>
>
>
>Starfish have no brains
>
>
>(I know some people like that too.)
>
>
>
>Polar bears are left-handed.
>
>
>
>(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
>
>
>
>Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
>
>
>(What about that pig??)
>
>


I AM A PIG, I AM A PIG, I AM A PIG.......lets go porkies.

oh and

A headache is no good for the pig in your life !

P M S L oooh hooo bwabwabwabwa oink oink

having had time to ponder this post one needs to ask is that a male or female pig?

I must have missed this. Some of these are great..........

Rae x

Coming back as a pig, then, are we?

oink oink

awww spof you had to ask......does it matter??? whichever one it is(and i suspect female) it would be worth it for all that mmmmmmmmmmmm hehehe

xx diamond xx

hmmm well we could discusss the differences between male/female mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I feel a new thread perhaps?!?!?!?!?!?

And how could we mmmmmmmm work it out?!?!?!?!?

well one could only suggest we make more mmmmmmmm and less grrrrrrrrrrr

xx diamond xx

Sorry ladies
I finally got to ask this question to the family swine researcher..not good news for females...again. As it appears the female pig just wants to procreate. It is the male pig that, according to the expert, depending on his volume will ejaculate anywhere from 10-25 mnutes.

There's the science fact...so Spof, it is the male...
I should leave that at that lol!!!!

No oink oink here..lol