SERENE JAPANESE COMPUTER MESSAGES
Here are 14 actual error messages seen on the computer screens in
Japan, some are written in Haiku. Aren't these better than "your
computer has performed an illegal operation?"
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The Web site you seek cannot be located, but countless more exist.
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Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
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Program aborting: Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.
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Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
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Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.
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Your file was so big.
It might be very useful. But now it is gone.
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Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire. The network is down.
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A crash reduces your expensive computer to a simple stone.
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Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data. Guess which has occurred?
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You step in the stream, but the water has moved on. This page is not here.
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Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky, but we never will.
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Having been erased, The document you're seeking must now be retyped.
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Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
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Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
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I could do with some of those on my computer
Spirit any ideas how to reprogram my computer to use a more holistic language
Spirit any ideas how to reprogram my computer to use a more holistic language
QUOTE (Poppy @ Apr 28 2006, 09:00 AM)
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Program aborting: Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.
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Your file was so big.
It might be very useful. But now it is gone.
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Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data. Guess which has occurred?
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Having been erased, The document you're seeking must now be retyped.
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Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
Program aborting: Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.
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Your file was so big.
It might be very useful. But now it is gone.
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Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data. Guess which has occurred?
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Having been erased, The document you're seeking must now be retyped.
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Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
Classic.! PMSLRae x
I love those they are fab 
Sal
Sal
Poppy, Vicky now thinks i'm absolutely mad for laughing at the computer screen!
I almost wet myself!
Have had a very busy day, sorting out lets 'stuff' in capacity as new marketing manager....
- was just the break i needed....
Lol....
I almost wet myself!
Have had a very busy day, sorting out lets 'stuff' in capacity as new marketing manager....
- was just the break i needed....QUOTE
Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.
- has to be my fave, as working in IT prior to having Vicky, I know all to well this error message speaks the truth!Windows is like that.
Lol....
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